veralena:

rosalinastan:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it’s almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

(via joshpeck)

soldiertransgender:

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

(via whoblewboobear)

serizawadyke:

if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc

(via whoblewboobear)

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

(via joker-ace)

my-neuroglia:

padawan-historian:

no caption needed

This is overwhelmingly my feeling about every single 9/11 news article I’ve seen this week. It’s like people dying at work (killed by terrorism) is something we should “never forget” but people dying at work (killed by Covid because the people were nurses or short order cooks or retail workers) is something we should “get over already”.

We got a whole new federal agency and the Patriot Act after 9/11, but we can’t even get guaranteed free shots or free tests after Covid, because it’s no longer an “emergency”.

(via durnesque-esque)

crestfallen-on-the-landing:

Imagine if Google had something similar to Spotify Wrapped at the end of the year:

“On September 19 you googled Taylor Swift five thousand times”

(via whoblewboobear)

jdmorganz:

PEDRO PASCAL as Joel Miller
The Last of Us | S01E01 - When You’re Lost in the Darkness

wowwforever:

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

(via whoblewboobear)

heavensghost:

ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

(via spongebobssquarepants)

transcreamo:

some of you guys are so fucking 19 years old. i wish you well but god have mercy on your souls

(via tomecko)